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I am an average person who is a instant noodle_holic.. Street guy...hate everything that is cuddly and cute..like everything that's war and destruction...

Tuesday 14 June 2011

Midnight Poison...

  This unwanted feeling come after i have evening dinner....what do i ate....four packed of instant curry noodle...believe it than denied it...because just think about my class is one period stand for two or three hour....sometimes five hour straight....from morning to afternoon than until evening...

     So as conclusion there no chance of cooking a meal...but what about buy some food from college
cafe..Please think logically after five hour straight at some lecture room...the only thing at your mind is one thing...bed...But the weird parts is i heading to the kitchen before heading to bed...

    Just to make more interesting at that night...suddenly i woke up....why....the calling of nature...
 the calling nature is mixed with the earthquake,hurricane,flood and all natural disaster that you can imagine...without any hesitation i jump from the bed straight to bathroom door.....

   To make it worst the bathroom door was locked from inside...so i try the second bathroom...
before i reach it..there sign at the door notified"sory my homies the bowl is out of service"..Then i try
again at third bathroom.....there is another sign' service hour only from 6am untill 6pm'...
At that time you cannot imagine how many words of cursed vocabulary coming from my mouth.

   Secondly try ask politely to my friends to see if there have any keys to the bathroom.....
But at that night they all sleeping  stone cold....the more i asked them the louder the snoring.....
the harder i try to woke them up the louder the cursed words they said....At that time only god know
my pain misery...

  Thirdly is the drastic measure....breaking in..People did says the drastic measure its get,the more stuff you will break...i took the fire extinguisher and ram it straight to the door...the result....i am the one who is been injured...for the door...it is indestructible not even a scratch...

   Suddenly i got brain blast....all this time i try to push it..how about if i pull it....the result it works..
maybe the words prefer brains over brawn's does have its advantage.... with the feeling all the mighty and glory...i continue my application as human being.....After finished my duty...i try to plush away all the unneeded materials....again i been beat with a bad luck.....the plush does not contain any water to plush..at that time i released all cursed vocabulary and bad example of hand sign......


   The conclusion make sure you brought a bucket of water as a back_up........literally......



  P.S: As the morning shine brightly at the next day....then i realized the instant noodle i ate was
         OVER_DUE......EXPIRED ABOUT TWO WEEKS....

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